Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The other side of the world

I am today practically on the other side of the world from my home. They say if I dig a hole through the center of the earth right here in Mexico city it will probably open somewhere in the north east of India. But is this world really that different? well to tell you the truth yes!!

For a start the female hotness ratio is inverted. Ok..maybe i jumped a step..Female hotness ratio can be defined as the number of females that you are sure will be hot if you randomly pick out a hundred females. In India if I want to represent a number for the whole country then I believe it would not be more than 15. It probably depends on the location within the country too. For example in Delhi and Bombay I think it can touch about 35. Chandigarh...may be 45. But thats about it. In Mexico I can safely say its more than 70. And from what I have heard so far I believe it stays about the same or higher for all of Latin America. So guys..maybe a trip to Latin America is in order what say?

Well just having a lot of hot girls is as good as having a bottle of beer without a bottle opener. If you don't know the trick you can break your teeth ;) . Thats where I believe we Indians have an edge. When we come to Latin America we are no longer the mundanes but the exotics ;) if you know what I mean. And as we all know if you are an exotic, then the probability of getting it on with the opposite sex increases to 80%...oh you didn't know.:O

Anyway, SO I guess all I am saying is if you come to Latin America and get out of your hotel in public there is about 70%*80% = 56% chance that you will get to be with a hot latin girl. SO all you need to do is get out of the hotel more than twice a day and you are done. :)

Disclaimer: I do not put my ideas into practice for personal gains. I am a happily married guy. I am much like indian politicians always thinking of the betterment of my fellow countrymen.

Chao

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